This giant douche-fest better suits the title of the U.S. Bro-pen.
You'd be hard pressed not to constantly bump into swarms of over-tatted UFC tool-wads and platinum-streaked hoodrats.
Never mind the fact that it's actually a beach.
It's basically a giantfucking block party without the alcohol.
It's unfortunate that I can't have the same fun I did when I was fourteen.
Back when I went everyday in order to surf along side my idols, get their autographs, and get free shit.
Now all I can think about is how fucked the traffic is, the gay parking situation, and how everything costs too much.
Surf City blows.
Long live the Sugar Shack.
