Contrary to popular western belief and Christian dogma, this is the actual location of Christ's birth.
No where else would the savior of mankind want to shack up for an evening.
On any given day you will see old dudes jamming out in a jazz band, Bootz spitting on troll bitches, and me passed out at the bar, among other things.
If you ever want to learn how to be super good at paryting, just come here.
Or if you ever want to feel marginalized by your inferior ability to party, you should also come here.
